A dialogue with my local UPS man

"Are you Courtney?"


"No, but I'm not sure who my neighbor is, or their name."


"That’s Manuel.  I’m thinking Courtney doesn’t live here then."


"Probably not then."




"Do you have anything for me, Kim Thomas?"


"No doll, I only have something for Courtney today."


"Oh wait, you’re UPS, not Fedex?"


"You waitin’ on Fedex?"




He smiles.  "Well that’s why you’re still waiting, it’s Fedex!"



"You have a nice day, doll."